Seven Footer Press

All About Faces! (Paperback)

By La Zoo
ISBN-13: 978-1-934734-06-3
Dimensions: 9 ¾ x 10 ½” inches
Pages: 27

Is there any part of the body that fascinates children as much as the face? A face can frown or cry, show happiness and show anger. In this remarkable new book with simple words and delightful pictures, the face, with its many parts, is explained in terms and concepts young minds can grasp.

Would You Rather…?: BFF: Over 300 Fiercely Fascinating Questions to Ask Your Friends (Paperback)

By Courtney Balestier
Edited by Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-1-934734-08-7
Dimensions: 6 × 4.25 inches
Pages: 184

Girls rule! And now, there’s a Would You Rather…? title just for them. Would you rather go to prom in a sweatsuit OR go to prom with your little brother? Would you rather your BFF be smarter than you OR prettier than you? Would you rather get caught cheating on a test or cheating on your boyfriend? Going boldly...

Would You Rather…?: For Women: Over 300 Fabulously Feminine Dilemmas to Ponder (Paperback)

By Diane Bullock
Edited by Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-193473422-3
Dimensions: 6 × 4.25 inches
Pages: 232

Would You Rather…?: For Women contains questions strong enough for a man, but made just for a woman. The latest Would You Rather…? installment is filled with all-new, all-hilarious, all-thought-provoking dilemmas exclusively for the female mind. Would You Rather…?: For Women will have you and your friends talking and laughing as you ponder questions like:

Would You Rather…
never fight with your boyfriend
OR
fight once...

Would You Rather…?: Overstuffed: Over 1500 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder (Paperback)

By Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-1934734-04-9
Dimensions: 6 × 6 inches
Pages: 424

From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…? series comes the biggest, baddest, bloatedest collection of deranged dilemmas yet. Would You Rather…?: Overstuffed features over 1500 hilarious questions carefully selected from an assortment of the authors’ books and games along with all new material.

Whether read alone or played together as a game, Would You Rather…?: Overstuffed will have you laughing out loud while you ponder questions in the realms...

Would You Rather…? Gross-Out (Paperback)

By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-193473411-7
Dimensions: 6×6 inches
Pages: 216

Crack yourself up and stretch your imagination with some of the grossest, most revolting, and funniest questions you’ve ever been forced to answer! Challenge your friends with over 300 disgusting dilemmas! Jam-packed with games and creative activities! Featuring all new hilarious drawings! Whether read alone or played with friends, Would You Rather…? Gross-Out will have you doubled over in laughter as you face the “most difficult decisions you’ll never have to make!” (Ages 8+)

Holes! A Coloring Book (Paperback)

By La Zoo
ISBN-13: 978-193473412-4
Dimensions: 7.5×9.5 inches
Pages: 64

You’ve never seen a coloring book like this! Instead of coloring in the lines, you color inside the holes. Turn the page and like magic, flowers become butterflies, hats become cars, trees become tents, helicopters become balloons, and more!

Squiggles! A Drawing Book (Paperback)

By La Zoo
ISBN-13: 978-193473413-1
Dimensions: 7.5×9.5 inches
Pages: 64

Once children begin to draw squiggles, it may be hard for them to stop! Making its English–language debut, Squiggles! shows how a simple spiral can become a lion’s mane, a beautiful flower, cotton candy, and much more! For young readers old enough to hold a pencil or crayon, this creative activity book is perfect for both the home and the classroom.

Read It and Wipe (Paperback)

By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-193473410-0
Dimensions: 5.5 × 8.5 inches
Pages: 224

Giving new meanig to the term “bathroom humor,” Read It and Wipe is the first book of comedy written and edited specifically for reading on the throne. Created by the authors of the Would You Rather…? books, Read It and Wipe features humor and trivia ranging from highbrow to lowbrow at various lengths carefully customized for bathroom reading.

• Funny Stuff Perfect for Bathroom Reading
• Great Stories in Diarrhea
• Toilet Trivia
• The Doodie Log (where you and...

Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in San Francisco (Paperback)

By Broke-Ass Stuart
ISBN-13: 978-097881780-0
Dimensions: 8.5×5.8×0.8 inches
Pages: 456

A follow-up to his San Francisco book, which got him voted “Best Local Author” by both the SF Bay Guardian and SF Weekly, Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in New York is a gritty, anecdotal and funny guide for both locals and visitors, who are looking to get a piece of the action without having to lose a piece of themselves.

Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in San Francisco (Paperback)

By Broke-Ass Stuart
ISBN-13: 978-0978817893
Dimensions: 8.5×5.8×0.8 inches
Pages: 304

The first of a series, this gritty and amusing guide shows both locals of and visitors to San Francisco what to do andwhere to stay, eat, and drink without breaking the bank. Cult fave Broke-Ass Stuart uncovers the city’s secrets for the “young, broke, and beautiful.” Truly insider info ranges from free Saturday BBQs every summer; to happy hours that up the ante to two-for-one; to the elusive Tamale Lady, who usually finds her customers rather than...