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Pop Goes the Culture with this book package for the Pop Culture Fan.

Would You Rather…?: Pop Culture Edition
Would You Rather…?: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny — and deceptively thought-provoking — questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof.

Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs OR be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?

Would you rather fight The Rock OR fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death?

Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy OR Jar Jar Binks?

Ideal...

Pornification (Paperback)

by Andrew Benjamin
ISBN-13: 978-0974043968
Dimensions: 6×4 x 0.6 inches
Pages: 224 pages

Porn•i•fi•ca•tion

noun

1. The art of turning a legitimate film title into a porno by manipulating a word or group of words in the title, often employing the use of puns to create a lurid, sexually suggestive title.

2. A skill to make your parents proud.

The porn flick based on a major motion picture or the occasional TV show is a time-honored tradition dating back to Bone With The Wind. But while the films may be themselves enjoyable (or so I...

If You Just Can’t Decide Whether You Like Your Questions Bound… It’s the best of both worlds!

Would You Rather…?: The Game
From the authors of the hit Would you rather…? Book series comes the most comprehensive collection of deranged dilemmas yet.

Would You Rather…?: The Game, featuring over 700 bizarre, imaginative, hilarious, and occasionally disgusting questions. The simple game play will have you debating with more fun and fury than ever!

Would you rather… have your cell phone ring function set on “Airhorn” OR “Taser”?

Would you rather… have sex with a “10” OR a “7” and a...

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex and Pornification. Two Titillating Titles, One Low Price!

From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night OR have to...

Would You Rather…?: Pop Culture Edition
The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather…? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather…?: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny — and deceptively thought-provoking — questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof.

Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs OR be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?

Would you rather fight The...

The World’s Worst Book: Over 1,000 of the most hilarious, bizarre, and disgusting things never thought of . . . (Paperback)

By Justin Heimberg
ISBN-13: 978-0609806517
Dimensions: 6×5.4×0.4 inches
Pages: 128

In a world that has produced New Coke, the Flowbee, and Yentl, it’s hard to imagine that there are any ideas worse than the ones that have actually made it to market. But there are.

The World’s Worst . . . Book is the ultimate catalog of the most inane, insane, outrageous, and just plain out-there ideas never to have hit the market—at least not yet.

Would You Rather…?: The Game

Dimensions: 8 1/2” x 4 1/2” x 3”
Carton Qty: 6
Carton Size: 18 3/4” x 9” x 5 1/4”

From the authors of the hit Would you rather…? Book series comes the most comprehensive collection of deranged dilemmas yet.

Would You Rather…?: The Game, featuring over 700 bizarre, imaginative, hilarious, and occasionally disgusting questions. The simple game play will have you debating with more fun and fury than ever!

• Hundreds of all new Would You Rather questions!
• Like the books without that pesky binding!
• Low in Carbs!
• 3 or...

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex
From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex OR have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?
(For example, “Penetrate...

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex
From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex OR have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?
(For example, “Penetrate...