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Pornification (Paperback)

by Andrew Benjamin
ISBN-13: 978-0974043968
Dimensions: 6×4 x 0.6 inches
Pages: 224 pages

Porn•i•fi•ca•tion

noun

1. The art of turning a legitimate film title into a porno by manipulating a word or group of words in the title, often employing the use of puns to create a lurid, sexually suggestive title.

2. A skill to make your parents proud.

The porn flick based on a major motion picture or the occasional TV show is a time-honored tradition dating back to Bone With The Wind. But while the films may be themselves enjoyable (or so I hear), it’s often amusing enough to simply browse a catalog, website, or video store shelf just to appreciate the titles.

And it’s even more fun to come up with your own which gives rise to what I like to call the golden rule of pornification:

FOR EVERY LEGIT MOVIE, THERE EXISTS (AT LEAST THEORETICALLY) A PORN VERSION OF THAT MOVIE.

Check out a few examples…
Real Title—Pornification
The Nutty Professor—The Slutty Professor
Cold Mountain—Cold Mountin’
Malcolm X—Malcolm XXX
Space Jam—Face Jam
Glory—Glory Hole
Analyze This—Analize This
Big Trouble in Little China—Big Trouble in Little Vagina

For more examples, check out PornifyThis.com.