Would You Rather...?

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex and Pornification. Two Titillating Titles, One Low Price!

From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night OR have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?

Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man OR The Scarecrow?

Porn•i•fi•ca•tion

noun

1. The art of turning a legitimate film title into a porno by manipulating a word or group of words in the title, often employing the use of puns to create a lurid, sexually suggestive title.

2. A skill to make your parents proud.

The porn flick based on a major motion picture or the occasional TV show is a time-honored tradition dating back to Bone With The Wind.

Pornification is full of hilarious real and imagined pornified titles along with quizzes and games to play that will have you and your friends laughing guiltily.

Check out a few examples…
Title->Pornification
The Nutty Professor->The Slutty Professor
Cold Mountain->Cold Mountin’
Malcolm X->Malcolm XXX
Space Jam->Face Jam
Glory->Glory Hole
Analyze This->Analize This
Big Trouble in Little China->Big Trouble in Little Vagina