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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Would You Rather&amp;#8230;? 2: Electric Boogaloo: Over 300 More Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder&lt;/em&gt;(Paperback)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;ISBN&lt;/span&gt;-13: 978-0974043937 &lt;br /&gt;Dimensions: 6&amp;#215;3.9&amp;#215;0.5 inches &lt;br /&gt;Pages: 184&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Would you rather&#8230;? 2: Electric Boogaloo&lt;/em&gt; is another collection of over three hundred absurd alternatives and demented dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor and twisted pop-culture references, &lt;em&gt;Would you rather&#8230;? 2: Electric Boogaloo&lt;/em&gt; asks you to ponder such questions as:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Would you rather&#8230; be a Siamese twin connected at the lips &lt;strong&gt;OR&lt;/strong&gt; at the soles of your feet?&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Would you rather&#8230; have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale &lt;strong&gt;OR&lt;/strong&gt; Ike Turner?&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Would you rather&#8230; have your range of sexual body movement equal to that of a He-Man doll &lt;strong&gt;OR&lt;/strong&gt; speak like Yoda when attracted to someone?&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Would you rather&#8230; make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically &lt;strong&gt;OR&lt;/strong&gt; make the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally?&lt;br /&gt;Things to consider: test taking, gym class&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;You have just been hired by the head of the &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;PGA&lt;/span&gt; to change one rule.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Would you rather&#8230; allow loud heckling at the greens &lt;strong&gt;OR&lt;/strong&gt; require golfers to tee off of their caddy&amp;#8217;s crotch?&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The original &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;WYR2&lt;/span&gt; was packaged in a neon jaundice cover and left to rest in peace in it&amp;#8217;s vertical grave between the works of Lewis Grizzard and Cynthia Heimel. Until Now!!!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;WYR 2&lt;/span&gt; has been raised from the dead, repackaged, re-edited, amended, expanded, dissected, reassembled and distilled into a more perfect sequel. References that are no longer topical have been replaced, and obscure anti-icons who are now too popular have been replaced by less topical references. The result: Would you rather&#8230;? 2&#8230; uh&#8230; 2.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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  <body>_Would You Rather...? 2: Electric Boogaloo: Over 300 More Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder_(Paperback) 

By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-0974043937 
Dimensions: 6 x 3.9 x 0.5 inches 
Pages: 184


_Would you rather&#8230;? 2: Electric Boogaloo_ is another collection of over three hundred absurd alternatives and demented dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor and twisted pop-culture references, _Would you rather&#8230;? 2: Electric Boogaloo_ asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather&#8230; be a Siamese twin connected at the lips *OR* at the soles of your feet?

Would you rather&#8230; have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale *OR* Ike Turner?

Would you rather&#8230; have your range of sexual body movement equal to that of a He-Man doll *OR* speak like Yoda when attracted to someone?

Would you rather&#8230; make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically *OR* make the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally?
Things to consider: test taking, gym class

You have just been hired by the head of the PGA to change one rule.

Would you rather&#8230; allow loud heckling at the greens *OR* require golfers to tee off of their caddy's crotch?

The original WYR2 was packaged in a neon jaundice cover and left to rest in peace in it's vertical grave between the works of Lewis Grizzard and Cynthia Heimel. Until Now!!!

WYR 2 has been raised from the dead, repackaged, re-edited, amended, expanded, dissected, reassembled and distilled into a more perfect sequel. References that are no longer topical have been replaced, and obscure anti-icons who are now too popular have been replaced by less topical references. The result: Would you rather&#8230;? 2&#8230; uh&#8230; 2. 
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