Seven Footer Press

Would You Rather…? 2: Electric Boogaloo: Over 300 More Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder(Paperback)

By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-0974043937
Dimensions: 6×3.9×0.5 inches
Pages: 184

Would you rather…? 2: Electric Boogaloo is another collection of over three hundred absurd alternatives and demented dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor and twisted pop-culture references, Would you rather…? 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… be a Siamese twin connected at the lips OR at the soles of your feet?

Would you rather… have your hostage negotiator be Dick Vitale OR Ike Turner?

Would you rather… have your range of sexual body movement equal to that of a He-Man doll OR speak like Yoda when attracted to someone?

Would you rather… make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically OR make the sound of the Jeopardy them when straining mentally?
Things to consider: test taking, gym class

You have just been hired by the head of the PGA to change one rule.

Would you rather… allow loud heckling at the greens OR require golfers to tee off of their caddy’s crotch?

The original WYR2 was packaged in a neon jaundice cover and left to rest in peace in it’s vertical grave between the works of Lewis Grizzard and Cynthia Heimel. Until Now!!!

WYR 2 has been raised from the dead, repackaged, re-edited, amended, expanded, dissected, reassembled and distilled into a more perfect sequel. References that are no longer topical have been replaced, and obscure anti-icons who are now too popular have been replaced by less topical references. The result: Would you rather…? 2… uh… 2.