<p><em>Would You Rather…?: Love and Sex: Over 300 Amorously Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder</em> (Paperback)</p>
<p>By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg<br /><span class="caps">ISBN</span>-13: 978-0974043951 <br />Dimensions: 6.3×4.3×0.8 inches <br />Pages: 184</p>
<p>From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.</p>
<p><em>Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex</em> asks you to ponder such questions as:</p>
<p>Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years <strong>OR</strong> once every ten seconds?</p>
<p>Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf <strong>OR</strong> Play-Doh?</p>
<p>Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex <strong>OR</strong> have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?<br />(For example, “Penetrate that vagina!”; “Lick that mons pubis!”; “Ram that glans against the epidermis of the uvula!”)</p>
<p>Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night <strong>OR</strong> have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?</p>
<p>Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man <strong>OR</strong> The Scarecrow?</p>
<p>Would you rather… your only means of birth control be gum <strong>OR</strong> an English muffin?</p>
<p>Would you rather… have an invisible penis <strong>OR</strong> a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?</p>
<p>Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code <strong>OR</strong> during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?</p>
<p>Would you rather… ejaculate:</p>
<ul>
<li>guacamole <strong>OR</strong> Tabasco sauce?</li>
<li>Scope <strong>OR</strong> crazy string?</li>
<li>Air-rifle bb’s <strong>OR</strong> high voltage electric shocks?</li>
<li>Bee Gee’s music <strong>OR</strong> baseball umpire strike and ball calls?</li>
<li>Through your nostrils <strong>OR</strong> through your eyes?</li>
</ul>
<p><em>Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex</em> can be read alone or played together as a game. Laugh-out-loud funny, uniquely imaginative, and deceptively thought-provoking, <em>Would You Rather: Love & Sex</em> is simultaneously the authors’ most mature and immature work yet!</p>2007-11-16T13:20:26-05:00would-you-rather-love-sex1005772Books2007-11-16T13:20:26-05:00Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex2007-11-29T16:03:45-05:00Heimberg / Gombergwouldyourather, wyr
_Would You Rather...?: Love and Sex: Over 300 Amorously Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder_ (Paperback)
By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-0974043951
Dimensions: 6.3 x 4.3 x 0.8 inches
Pages: 184
From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.
_Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex_ asks you to ponder such questions as:
Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years *OR* once every ten seconds?
Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf *OR* Play-Doh?
Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex *OR* have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?
(For example, "Penetrate that vagina!"; "Lick that mons pubis!"; "Ram that glans against the epidermis of the uvula!")
Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night *OR* have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?
Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man *OR* The Scarecrow?
Would you rather… your only means of birth control be gum *OR* an English muffin?
Would you rather… have an invisible penis *OR* a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?
Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code *OR* during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Would you rather… ejaculate:
* guacamole *OR* Tabasco sauce?
* Scope *OR* crazy string?
* Air-rifle bb's *OR* high voltage electric shocks?
* Bee Gee's music *OR* baseball umpire strike and ball calls?
* Through your nostrils *OR* through your eyes?
_Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex_ can be read alone or played together as a game. Laugh-out-loud funny, uniquely imaginative, and deceptively thought-provoking, _Would You Rather: Love & Sex_ is simultaneously the authors' most mature and immature work yet!
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