Would You Rather...?

Would You Rather…?: Love and Sex: Over 300 Amorously Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder (Paperback)

By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 978-0974043951
Dimensions: 6.3×4.3×0.8 inches
Pages: 184

From the authors of the hit Would You Rather…?™ book series (over 400,000 copies sold!) comes a collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities, all concerning matters of heart or flesh.

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex asks you to ponder such questions as:

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex OR have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?
(For example, “Penetrate that vagina!”; “Lick that mons pubis!”; “Ram that glans against the epidermis of the uvula!”)

Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night OR have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?

Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man OR The Scarecrow?

Would you rather… your only means of birth control be gum OR an English muffin?

Would you rather… have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

Would you rather… ejaculate:

• guacamole OR Tabasco sauce?
• Scope OR crazy string?
• Air-rifle bb’s OR high voltage electric shocks?
• Bee Gee’s music OR baseball umpire strike and ball calls?
• Through your nostrils OR through your eyes?

Would You Rather…?: Love & Sex can be read alone or played together as a game. Laugh-out-loud funny, uniquely imaginative, and deceptively thought-provoking, Would You Rather: Love & Sex is simultaneously the authors’ most mature and immature work yet!